New Rory & MAL

We got Offset on the pod for a very special bonus episode to talk how he got a bunch of doppelgängers to pull off a stunt in Times Square, guess whether lyrics were written by Sabrina Carpenter or Future, and explain why the Migos would wipe everyone in a Verzuz #volume

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We kick off the pod noticing the WNBA dildo bandits are still at it smh (2:20). What does Chris Paul showing up in Mal's dreams REALLY mean? (10:15) Beyonce vs Michael Jackson has been circulating around social media (21:25), but we know it ain't really a competition. We preview new music Friday with album releases from JID, Gunna, and Bryson Tiller (27:30). Rory says Howard Stern has nobody but to blame but himself for SiriusXM cancelling his show (1:12:45). Plus, a pair of voicemails lead to conversations about our biggest red flags in a potential partner's family, and what a Rory & Mal NYC Mayoral platform would look like (1:25:20) #volume

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Legendary comedian Gary Owen checks in with Rory and Mal to talk how he cheated his way into Comic View, making the leap from standup comedy to the big screen, why he decided to get married again after a very public divorce #volume

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We're back fresh off the weekend where the crew went to WWE's SummerSlam together (8:30). Not a single person had a Nicki Minaj-Dez Bryant Twitter War on their 2025 Bingo Card (23:55). Rory got his money on Gillie Da Kid if he were to ever box Johnny Manziel (28:35). Mal doesn't feel it's a hot take to think DJ Quik is on Dr. Dre's level (35:15) Mal doesn't believe that Jason Lee and Tiffany Haddish had a child together and that this has to be the simulation we're living in (55:10). Plus, we place our bets on the color of the next dildo to grace the court during a WNBA game (1:10:25), and Rory and Mal give Demaris advice on how to shop for a man (1:40:10). #volume 

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This week on New Rory & Mal we hit on the Tea app's data breach, Rory and Mal get the 9-spot on this year's Complex Hip Hop Media Power Rankings, Demaris and Mal debate if the show "Martin" was colorist, and Jade Cargill stops by before her championship match at SummerSlam #volume

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